I have profiles on different dating sites. Some more kinky, some less. And like with everything else on the internet, I have met a lot of very nice people there and probably even more idiots.
Usually I ignore them, but once in a while I get bored or need some fun and answer those guys.
I believe that most of those men wouldn´t even dare to talk to a woman the way they do. But with the anonymity of the internet a lot of things become possible.
So, Saturday late in the evening I got a message from a guy which I decided to ignore first, but then he sent me another one. I answered him the next morning, saying that I was not interested and from that moment he could not stop messaging me. So I decided to share this experience with you.
It all was in German, so I will translate our conversation. And the italic script are my side notes.
So please, lean back and enjoy.
Just as I started writing the chat, he sent me another message.
As stated before, he approached me with the following message:
Him: If you give me a chance I can be very dominant.
I checked out his profile and decided not to react. So he wrote again.
Him: I´m not into BDSM really, but it´s something new.
Next morning I replied with something like that.
Me: Thank you for your message, but I´m not interested. 1st you´re too young for me. 2nd I´m not interested in experiments, I want something real. 3rd You´re not my type.
The guy is 25, I´m 30. I often find that even with men my age I have not much in common. Not saying that I´m smarter or act older than them. I´m simply in a different point in my life. But all that seemed to be a huge problem for him.
Him: If you only knew.
Me: I do know.
Him: I know what BDSM is and to use someone for it is the basic idea of it. And one shouldn´t even look at someone´s age. My birthday is in December. So you´re 25 and a half. Congrats!
Me: It´s not about a couple of months, it´s about years.
Him: It´s not like you´re 40 and I´m 16.
Him: 5 years are nothing.
Me: There are worlds between us, believe me.
First step of escalation:
Him: That´s what you think. What can´t I do what an old cock can? Where did the cock come from all of the sudden?
Me: It´s not about the cock. It´s about the man attached to it. If you think that BDSM is only has to do with cocks then you have a very wrong idea.
Him: Man, that´s not what I said… The main thing for you is that the guy is old, that´s what you´re into… I know what BDSM is. But I´m not really into it, only a bit of bondage and smacking, that´s ok. Yeah, that´s what BDSM is all about *sarcasm off* That´s why I wanted to get to know you and try things out.
Me: There lies a lot between little boys and old men. And I´m not going to be used like some guinea pig. I want something real.
Him: I´m not a little boy. I can actually see him pout as he says is.
Me: Did I say that?
Him: I think so. You don´t know me.
And now, one of my favourite sentences throughout the conversation. I really hope that the translation doesn´t take away too much from it.
Him: Do I have shit on my mug that I´m not you´re type? I know that probably doesn´t make any sense in English. He was asking whether I thought he was ugly, I think. But he used both those words “shit” and “mug” and I had to share it.
Me: Where´s the problem? Not everyone has to be my type. Now I could write a whole essay about being a slut, but choosy. Posting sexy pics and how it doesn´t mean that I have to fuck every man who contacts me. But I won´t bore you with that. Because you know. And can also read about it here or here. Or like a friend on Twitter said: A “slut” is a sexually confident woman who sleeps with everyone but you…
Me: But with your choice of words my impression in confirmed.
Him: I want to know.
Me: I´m also not everyone´s type.
And again, another favourite response. He´s so charming…
Him: Yeah, you´ve been used too much.
Me: Yes, little boy, who can´t deal with being rejected…
Him: I´m just horny and write with way too many girls. At least he´s honest…
Me: Well, I can´t help you with that.
Him. But “old” men you can help.
Me: No, can´t help them either. I was getting bored by now.
Him: Yeah, it´s ok.
Him: If you wouldn´t look down on people Say what? then you´d get to know me first and then the mug and the age would be irrelevant. How did I end up being the asshole here?
Me: Can you please move on to somebody else now? Thank you and a good life.
Him: You started it. WHAT?
Me: I could have left your message unanswered.
Him: I don´t know why you answer younger men.
Me: Good manners and good upbringing.
Me: Why do you even write to someone whose profile clearly says that they are looking for someone above 30?
Him: Because the profiles are full of stuff which actually doesn’t matter. And I have my doubts about the good upbringing.
Me: And now you insult my parents. Charming… I don´t write things in my profile which don´t matter.
Him: Hehe, I´m just saying. If your parents only knew.
Me: Those are wo different things. I can be the way I am and still have good manners.
Him: Maybe, but then there´s a lack of control.
By this time I was bored, annoyed and a couple of other things.
Him: What´s your name?
I didn´t answer this, because my name is obvious in the nick I use. Also, see the conversation above.
Him: So much for good manners.
Me: My name is Lilly and I don´t know what you want from me.
Him: I’m, bored Lilly, I want to chat. If you´re bored, go read a book or something.
Him: My pussies are all offline. Yet another favourite.
Me: Sorry, but I´m not interested in chatting. Not that he cares.
Him: Come on. Earlier you´ve spammed me with messages. I did what?
Me: No, thanks.
Him: In your second picture, your body looks just like the one from my ex… just like you.
Me: Aha, thank you for the information. Still getting bored.
Him: Hey, got a new one. She´s into latex.
Him: But you look much hotter. And bondage makes more fun when the woman can´t move. Let me say it again: WHAT?
Me: Aha. Very interesting.
Him: Yes, and I´ve heard it arouses the man and the woman even more to be in a situation like that. I´m still not sure what he was trying to say here.
Me: You heard that. Fascinating.
Him: And I just wanted to do that with you… Preferably tie your hands and feet and properly push something inside. I can figure out what he wants to push into what. So I didn´t ask for details.
Me: I see.
Him: What else is there?
Him: What else is there in BDSM?
By then I had actually found something better to do than continue this conversation.
Me: I have no desire to explain BDSM to you. Sometimes I suggest them to use Wikipedia. I´m offline. All the best.
But of course he couldn´t let me go without yet another charming message.
Him: Your ass belongs to me.
As I wrote earlier. When I started writing this pleasant dialog he wrote again. He asked whether I was in a better mood today. Actually I am. And that´s the reason I will not answer him. He might even get blocked. But I had to share this.
I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did.